Michael graduates from 8th grade today

So it's not high school, but it feels like a time to reflect. So I'm reflecting. Wow, elementary and junior high, done. Eight grades – ten including preschool and kindergarten – kaput, finito, history. Man it flew by. Only four years – high school – left? If this is a hockey game we're in the 3rd period already. Holy shit! Are we winning? Fuck, I don't know how to skate!