Dad Entry #187

We watched the Winter Olympics yesterday, and Megan and I sat on the couch. She leaned on me in a rare snuggle. I was very happy. I kissed the top of her head and looked down at her face. Her eyelashes are stunning. They’re long, of course, and perfectly curved. They also possess a remarkable color and sheen, and are splayed and spaced in a manner I imagine one finds only in brushes used to paint unforgettable skies in rare, classic art. They are exquisite. They are also, I noticed, the only feature not contorted when crabbiness sets in, unlike her twisted lips and brow, her wrinkled nose, her sagging neck, and her miserably slumped shoulders. Oh Megan, lighten up.

If there is a world record for the number of drawers, cabinets, and cupboards a person can leave open simultaneously, Megan has it. She’s a world champion! She starts with the drawers in her dresser, digging for the perfect outfit. Next, after her bathroom to-dos, she flightily leaves open the drawers and doors under her sink. We’re off to a good start. Then, with teeth and hair brushed, and maybe moisturized and spritzed with perfume, Megan heads to the kitchen. The cupboards here are easy pickin's; a finicky snack-maker can rummage through all kinds of things. There’s food, utensils, you name it! So much to leave unclosed! Back in her bedroom, the drawers in Megan's desk and two bedside tables are permanently ajar; they store books, lip gloss, Kleenex, stickers, and other necessities like useless scraps of paper. Finally, there’s the art supply cabinet, the dryer door (shame on me for being a slow laundry-folder), and the two pantry-closets with towels and band-aids, respectively. (Megan is less of a band-aid addict than before, but still prone to abuse.) Repositories of every size, shape, and function are left wide open, their contents and clutter flapping in the breeze. It’s a scene of glorious dishevelment! If we can add in the dishwasher door (shame on me again), it’s official, a NEW WORLD RECORD! I’m so proud. And then, as a kind of encore, Megan leaves all the lights on.... I still love her though. Quite a bit, actually. Like indescribably. Despite a few things. And – despite a few things – I hope she always loves me.